YAPC|10

Everyday I get up and pray to Schwern
And he increases the number of refs by exactly one
Everybody's coming to YAPC::NA these days
Last night there were perl hackers on my lawn

CHORUS:
Take the perl-heads bowling, take them bowling.
Take the perl-heads bowling, take them bowling.


Some people say that bowling alleys have len(@lanes) < $small (have big lanes x2)
Some people say that bowling alleys all eq $the_same (all the same x2)
There's not a line that goes here that soundex_match($line, 'same') (rhymes with same x2)
Had a dream last night but I forgot what delete $dream{about} (what it was x2)

goto CHORUS;

Had a dream last night about use strict and warnings
Had a dream I wanted to sleep() next to plastic
Had a dream I wanted to bless your hashref
Had a dream it was about undef

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