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Schwern has a copy of Perl 6, he lets Larry Wall borrow it and take notes.

Schwern once sneezed into a microphone and the text-to-speech conversion was a regex that turns crap into gold.

Damian Conway and Schwern once had an arm wrestling contest. The superposition still hasn't collapsed.

Schwern was the keynote speaker at the first YAPC::Mars.

When Schwern runs a smoke test, the fire department is notified.

Dan Brown analyzed a JAPH Schwern wrote and discovered it contained the Bible.

Schwern writes Perl code that writes Makefiles that write shell scripts on VMS.

Schwern does not commit to master, master commits to Schwern.

SETI broadcast some of Schwern's Perl code into space. 8 years later they got a reply thanking them for the improved hyper drive plans.

Schwern once accidentally typed "git pull --hard" and dragged Github's server room 10 miles.

There are no free namespaces on CPAN, there are just modules Schwern has not written yet.

Schwern's tears are said to cure cancer, unfortunately his Perl code gives it right back.

• ‎Trapped In A Room With Schwern‎ (50minutes)
• ‎Better Programming Through Testing‎ (480minutes)
• ‎perl5i: Perl 5 Improved‎ (50minutes)

• YAPC::NA 2010
• Vienna QA Hackathon 2010
• Pittsburgh Perl Workshop 2008
• YAPC::NA 2008
• YAPC::Asia 2008
• Pittsburgh Perl Workshop 2007
• YAPC::NA 2007
• Nordic Perl Workshop 2006